Actually, that’s still true

Apr 15, 2016/ Admin/ in: Life/ with 3 comments

Really?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! So, how ’bout them Knicks? Actually, that’s still true. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.

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Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Kids have names? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”

Comments 3

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    Okay, it\’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can\’t hold the charge and the reception isn\’t very… It must be wonderful. Guess again. Moving along… Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You\’d think it would be something you\’d have to freebase.

  2. Thomas Mass says:

    You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don\’t pay you or let you go.

  3. Thomas Mass says:

    Fry, you can\’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Ask her how her day was. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

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